What are some good names for an all girls roller hockey team?

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11 Responses to “What are some good names for an all girls roller hockey team?”

  • Ed:

    Hells Angles (although I reckon they own the trademark).

  • Clark K:

    Maybe something like Purple Pirates From Mars. Lol I’m just kidding. wretched I really am not that experienced in anything sports-related.

  • Amber:

    Conquering Bolt from the blue
    or
    Multiple Scorgasms

  • thenickkudatzky:

    A GIRLS HOCKEY TEAM???? TIME PARADOX! PIME TARADOX!hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    but seriously…. i got nothing. she-bears? meh.

  • Jolene:

    Mirage….name it after the best girls high shcool hockey team in Minnesota

  • Ruff Lindy:

    Charlie’s Angels
    Demon Dolls
    Fiery Dames

  • Dolphins 1972!:

    how about “off a lot”. That way if you lose, they team that beat you can scream, “WE BEAT OFF A LOT!” some people might not get it but if you do it’ll be amusing.

  • Northern Southpaw:

    Hell On Wheels.

  • James NZ:

    Puck Bunnies

  • Minutemen:

    Dagglin Divas

  • TK:

    How about “Iron Maidens.” Or, in case of troublesome intellectual property issues, “Iron Female.” (I’m using the singular deliberately because the plural sounds weak for a name.) But, as you can tell, “Iron Female” is a play on “Iron Man.”

    May I further suggest that you incorporate petticoats and iron into your team look. The look should suggest that a domesticated group of women, of a kind that you would ordinarily find at a ladies’ garden club, has just emerged from a assembly of war and have taken up arms against all other tribes. War paint, petticoats and frocks, and iron implements (a flat iron, an iron spear, iron chains, et cetera) will give you a distinctive look. And if it isn’t distinctive, then I guess I need to get out more often.

    One of the girls who used to work where I work is caught up in women’s roller derby. She rolls with one of the Boston teams, whose name I can’t recall. Her first name is “Alicea,” and her roller derby name is “Claire D. Way.” She also happens to be a photographer whose honest work borders on real genius. She has a fantastic eye for composition and color, and she can bring the most banal thought into glistening and staggering life in ways you and I would never dream. Above and beyond which. she’s about as nice a self as you could hope to meet. So if your team has any photographic needs, Alicea’s the self you should be talking to.

    Excellent luck finding a team name, and I hope you have a fantastic season.