How could the NHL make fights better and bloodier?
I watch hockey tο satisfy mу cravings fοr violence аnd blood. Thе οnlу business, іѕ thаt lately thеу hаνе nοt satisfied mу cravings. Whаt сουld thе NHL dο tο mаkе fights better?
Ex- Thе Plеаѕеd Gilmore- Allow players tο take thеіr skates οff аnd stab each οthеr.
fights are for sore losers (aka ducks). fights should only be allowed if both players consent to it… unlike malkin’s hit on zetterberg last nighttime, cheap
Instead of wooden stick blades have the players play with sickles at the end of their sticks and place iron spikes on the knuckles of their gloves.
Lol, that movie is f**** amusing.
Well, just let them smash each others faces into the boards lol..
Add in fatalities, a la “Mortal Kombat”.
Who wouldn’t pay to see Avery get his spine ripped out?
And they need that badass announcer from MK too..
“BRASHER WINS….FLAWLESS VICTORY!”
Queue in the response by sammy in 3…2…1….
That’s the best example I could reckon of. How about manditory visors that you must leave on and manditory face bashing previous to the linesman can break it up.
If not, go to a butcher shop, lots of knives and blood. Knock yourself out.
You could show the crowd SLAPSHOT 2 during commercial breaks. Might as well include the fans in said brawls.
They could allow the players to carry dueling pistols, so during a fight they can unload on each other.
How could the NHL make fights better and bloodier?
I just got a visual of Tracy Terry in a hair-pulling match while on her period.
grip tape on the outside of gloves for guys like zederberg that dont know to take them off while throwing punches…
Hire professional wrestlers and teach them how to skim, then send them out there as the fourth lines?
C’mon, how cool would a bodyslam on the ice be?
The fights are the only business I can’t stand about hockey. The Wings lost Kopecky for the playoffs after he lost his temper and got into a fistfight with a Ducks player. So where did it get Kopecky?
I’d rather see a team show off its dominant skill on the ice than pound on opponents’ faces. The Wings’ goon is their power play.
Just make it like “Rollerball”. Allow the players to wear spiked gloves and shoulder pads, drive motorcycles around the ice, allow drop kick with your skates on, bring in some martial arts. The best part is only one self left alive at the end.
“Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan…”
brass knuckles
Well GARY BETTMAN doesn’t help one bit. Id get someone who is pro-fighting. Plus go back to the ancient NHL rules, like in the 90′s. No more of this new NHL crap, such cheap penalties. Get new refs who aren’t off the street and know how to let em play.
YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT PEOPLE TO GET KILLED?!?!?!?!
Noahs example worked nicely..I punched my monitor when I read that answer.
They could use fake blood capsules and w/e someone gets hit it’d burst.
ps this trick is real fun to pull on your teachers…but it’ll get you a detention if the teacher is in a sourpuss mood…..yeah lol That’s how a guy I know got his kicks…
As a bloodthirsty fan, I reckon that we should be allowed to crowd the ice and help out our team take out a couple of opponents.
If that’s just crossing the line, I suggest the NHL sacrifice Y/A trolls in between periods just to keep us interested.
I’m sick of all these talented players and their fantastic plays / passes / puck possession. I’m so upset, I reckon I’m gonna go beat one of my kids now.
Well you could have the goalie carry around a machete in his pads and use it here and there , when someone is in his crease . Where do you reckon they got the thought for those movies anyway?
Even sammy didn’t bite at this question.
Watch MMA or UFC if that’s what you’re after. Maybe rather than the ice girls they should lower an octagon between the second and third periods. That should sell tickets in the rust belt.